Are you prepared for the thrill of a shark-infested ride through fields of corn? Take a seat because "Sharks of the Corn" is here to give you an exciting mix of horror and comedy. Written by famous Tim Ritter, this ultra low-budget film draws inspirations from Stephen King's famous "Children of the Corn" (1984) and turns it into a hilarious, bizarre humorous spoof that'll leave to scratch your head in disbelief and squatting on the ground with laughter.
The Cornfield Carnival of Chaos
From the opening scene in one of the fields that seems innocent "Sharks of the Corn" is the first to reveal its unusual nature. We meet Gary and Susan both of whom are quickly pushed aside, as the film veers to unexpected direction. The story weaves horror elements and an array of subplots to create a wonderful combination that can best be described as being a cornfield celebration filled with chaos.
An Psychopathic Shark Enthusiast
Enter Teddy Bo Lucas, a character who adds an extra degree of chaos to an existing story that is incredibly confusing. A psychopathic shark expert has the most bizarre obsession with these fish that inhabit the waters. And if that weren't weird enough, Teddy elevates his fascination to an entirely new level when the shocking crime is committed inside the room of his motel. A shocking twist in the story sets the stage for an enthralling whirlwind of suspicion and intrigue.
The Confusion Cults As well as Sharks
The plot develops further as authorities place the blame squarely on the poor Gary as the perpetrator of Susan's death even though there is no motive. The cult of sharks is revealed as a part of the story, leading us into this world where cornfields, and Shark worship meet. At the point you believe there's no way to make things more absurd 2 bumbling thieves decide that they will steal a puppy shark from the clan. It's an unsettling mix of horror and comedy that keeps people on their toes.
Critiques and Comic Relief
While "Sharks of the Corn" has a refreshing and distinctive experience, it's not without its faults. The film often switches between different characters and scenes, leading some viewers to feel confused and having trouble navigating the various plot lines. It's a deliberate style choice and adds a spoof quality of the movie, however it's likely not everyone's cup-of-tea.
The production value of the movie are intentionally low, as is the acting, which falls into the category of unreliable. However, in a sea in which performances are mediocre, Steve Guynn shines through with his remarkable performance. His acting is exemplary, taking on the role of his character rather than doing nothing more than reciting his sentences. This is a rare example of acting that is authentic in a sea of inflated performances.
Shark Puppets and Bonkers Plotlines
"Sharks of the Corn" takes advantage of its budget-friendly nature by using affordable effects and a certain glitz. Most shark attacks are hilariously performed by hand puppets, adding an air of absurdity the movie. Its bizarre plot, centred about a plan of a shark's cult to revive a mythological shark goddess This is where the film has its greatest fun. But, the creativity of this film often isn't translated into an enjoyable entertainment experience.
Amateurish Cinematography, Explosions Optional
One aspect where "Sharks of the Corn" doesn't quite measure up is the cinematography. Its visuals and framing come appear amateurish and lack the finesse and polish found typical of mainstream horror films. While it's possible that this was done in keeping the look of low-budget films It does influence the quality of the overall experience.

Final Rating"Stock Footage Overlay" - One "Stock Footage Overlay" Out of Five
The video isn't of high-quality, and the music, acting, and editing skills "Sharks of the Corn" can't quite reach the goal. While it could be a comically entertaining spoof film the film fails to create a cohesive and engaging overall experience. As a critic, I conclude with a hilarious point: movies, like corn, are only better when they include explosions. Unfortunately, "Sharks (blog) of the Corn" just doesn't make the grade.